Be nice to your children; they’ll choose your nursing home. Anonymous Caregiving, Children, Old age You May Also Like Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. By Edna Ferber Age, Aging, Funny, Old age Each generation criticizes the unconscious assumptions made by its parents. It may assent to them, but it brings them out into the open. By Alfred North Whitehead About change, Children, Family, Generation, Prejudice You will find, as you look back upon your life, that the moments that stand out are the moments when you have done things for others. By Henry Drummond Caregiving, Friends, Friendship, Goodness Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form. By Andre Maurois Age, Aging, Old age, Positive Long life is a gift that nobody gets to keep. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Old age I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. By Harry S. Truman Children, Family, Funny, Light You May Also Like from Anonymous It’s just as easy to love a rich man/woman as a poor one. By Anonymous Love, Money Trust is hard-earned, and easily lost. By Anonymous Trust Revenge is a dish best served cold. By Anonymous Revenge An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty Sign above bank teller’s stations: TO ERR IS HUMAN; TO FORGIVE IS NOT BANK POLICY. By Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Forgiving, Funny, Sarcastic
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle. By Edna Ferber Age, Aging, Funny, Old age
Each generation criticizes the unconscious assumptions made by its parents. It may assent to them, but it brings them out into the open. By Alfred North Whitehead About change, Children, Family, Generation, Prejudice
You will find, as you look back upon your life, that the moments that stand out are the moments when you have done things for others. By Henry Drummond Caregiving, Friends, Friendship, Goodness
Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form. By Andre Maurois Age, Aging, Old age, Positive
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. By Harry S. Truman Children, Family, Funny, Light
An actress told Bob Hope she was “approaching forty.” The comedian couldn’t help wondering from what direction. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Middle Age
Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty
Sign above bank teller’s stations: TO ERR IS HUMAN; TO FORGIVE IS NOT BANK POLICY. By Anonymous Bankers, Banking, Forgiving, Funny, Sarcastic
