I have been rich and I have been poor. Rich is better. Sophie Tucker Funny, Money, Rich You May Also Like I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management Psychiatrists say it’s not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. By Harold Smith Economics, Funny, Sarcastic, Taxes, Therapist There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. By Jane Austen Agreeable, Funny I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. By Rodney Dangerfleld Aging, Food, Funny Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. By Laurence Peter Consultants, Expert, Funny, Luck, Probability You May Also Like from Sophie Tucker I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor; rich is better. By Sophie Tucker Poor, Rich
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. By Samuel Goldwyn Bosses, Funny, Leadership, Management
Psychiatrists say it’s not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. By Harold Smith Economics, Funny, Sarcastic, Taxes, Therapist
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. By Jane Austen Agreeable, Funny
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. By Rodney Dangerfleld Aging, Food, Funny
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. By Laurence Peter Consultants, Expert, Funny, Luck, Probability
