I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. By Tammy Faye Bakker Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Shopping, Therapist
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. By Stuart Henderson Britt Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic
Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. By Sigmund Freud Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. By Robert Townsend Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
I don’t trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. By Robert Benchley Bankers, Banking, Risk, Sarcastic
To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. By Robert Copeland Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want—and their kids pay for it. By Richard Lamm Credit, Deficits, Economics, Recession, Sarcastic
What’s the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What’s the second? Tautology. What’s the third? Tautology. By Richard Steele Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
The postwar architecture is the accountant’s revenge on the prewar businessmen’s dreams. By Rem Koolhaas Accountants, Accounting, Architects, Architecture, Sarcastic
A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. By Oscar Wilde Consultants, Funny, Ordinary, Sarcastic
