Consult: To seek another’s approval of a course already decided upon. Ambrose Bierce Approval, Consultants, Sarcastic You May Also Like Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. By Mervyn Stockwood Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. By George Bernard Shaw Consultants, Funny, Jobs, Sarcastic, Specialists A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings. By Laurence J. Peter Funny, Mental health, Parents, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic The trouble with specialists is that they tend to think in grooves. By Elaine Morgan Consultants, Specialists You May Also Like from Ambrose Bierce Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband. By Ambrose Bierce Beauty Bore: a person who talks when you wish him to listen. By Ambrose Bierce Boredom What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. By Ambrose Bierce Bosses, Delegate, Management Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. By Ambrose Bierce Architects, Architecture, House, Money Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. By Ambrose Bierce Corporation, Profit, Responsibility The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. By Ambrose Bierce Business, Funny, Gambling
Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules: Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner. Be as vague as possible: this avoids irritating the others. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. By Harry Chapman Business, Committees, Doubt, Funny, Sarcastic
A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. By Mervyn Stockwood Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. By George Bernard Shaw Consultants, Funny, Jobs, Sarcastic, Specialists
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings. By Laurence J. Peter Funny, Mental health, Parents, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
The trouble with specialists is that they tend to think in grooves. By Elaine Morgan Consultants, Specialists
What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. By Ambrose Bierce Bosses, Delegate, Management
Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. By Ambrose Bierce Architects, Architecture, House, Money
Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. By Ambrose Bierce Corporation, Profit, Responsibility
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. By Ambrose Bierce Business, Funny, Gambling
