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The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most people. By E. B. White Business, Profit, Sarcastic, Success
If I were starting life all over again, I would go into the advertising business; it has risen with ever-growing rapidity to the dignity of an art. By Franklin D. Roosevelt Advertising, Jobs
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
An expert is a man who makes his mistakes quietly. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
Inflation is when you never had anything and now even that’s gone. By Anonymous Economics, Inflation, Sarcastic
Modesty is the art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how wonderful you are. By Anonymous Modesty
When you grow up, I hope you have a child just like you so you’ll know what I’m going through! By Anonymous Children, Family
