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When a fellow says, “It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,” it’s the money. By Elbert Hubbard Money, Sarcastic, Wise
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely cracked. By Anonymous Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic
Since the crash, my broker sleeps like a baby. He wakes up every two hours and cries. By Anonymous Brokers, Funny, Sarcastic, Stock market, Wall-Street
No one would ever have crossed the ocean if he could have gotten off the ship during the storms. By Anonymous Anxiety, Fear, Powerful, Success
The bitterness of poor quality persists long after the sweetness of low price is forgiven. By Anonymous Business, Excellence, Quality
Early to bed, early to rise / Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. By Anonymous Health, Sleep, Wealth, Wise
