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Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don’t know which half. By John Wanamaker (attrib.) Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic
There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. By Jean Giraudoux Funny, Law, Lawyer, Truth
The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most people. By E. B. White Business, Profit, Sarcastic, Success
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. By George Rhyne Funny, Law, Lawyer
What’s the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What’s the second? Tautology. What’s the third? Tautology. By Richard Steele Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
People who claim to be “original” aren’t giving their parents enough credit. By Anonymous Creativity, Family, Funny, Originality
An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal. By Anonymous Goals, Inspirational, Motivational, Strong
The years in your life are less important than the life in your years. By Anonymous Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Time
