A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. Anonymous Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic You May Also Like What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. By George Rhyne Funny, Law, Lawyer I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist I don’t want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do; I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. By J. P. Morgan Law, Lawyer A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. By Josh Billings Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Income, Sarcastic Today even our clocks are not made of clockwork—so why should our world be? With the advent of quantum mechanics, the clockwork world has become a cosmic lottery. Fundamental events, such as the decay of a radioactive atom, are held to be determined by chance, not law. By Ian Stewart Chance, Law, Luck You May Also Like from Anonymous A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure. By Anonymous Crisis, Daily quotes, Positive, Pressure, Stress An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. By Anonymous Optimist, Pessimist Time flies when you’re having fun. By Anonymous Fun, Time, Timing Our homes need more electrical outlets, and more emotional outlets. By Anonymous Cute, Emotions A man’s true wealth is the good he does in this world. By Anonymous Giving back, Goodness, Powerful It’s lonely at the top. By Anonymous Leadership, Solitude
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. By George Rhyne Funny, Law, Lawyer
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
I don’t want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do; I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. By J. P. Morgan Law, Lawyer
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. By Josh Billings Borrowing, Credit, Economics, Income, Sarcastic
Today even our clocks are not made of clockwork—so why should our world be? With the advent of quantum mechanics, the clockwork world has become a cosmic lottery. Fundamental events, such as the decay of a radioactive atom, are held to be determined by chance, not law. By Ian Stewart Chance, Law, Luck
A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure. By Anonymous Crisis, Daily quotes, Positive, Pressure, Stress
An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. By Anonymous Optimist, Pessimist
