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A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. By Barnett Cocks Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist—the taxidermist leaves the hide. By Mortimer Caplan Economics, Sarcastic, Taxes
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. By Carl C. Byers Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. By Denis Diderot Law
Today even our clocks are not made of clockwork—so why should our world be? With the advent of quantum mechanics, the clockwork world has become a cosmic lottery. Fundamental events, such as the decay of a radioactive atom, are held to be determined by chance, not law. By Ian Stewart Chance, Law, Luck
Most of the evils of life arise from man’s inability to sit still in a room. By Blaise Pascal Funny, Life, Sarcastic
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. By Anonymous Bragging, Funny, Light, Proud
A man has to live with himself; he should see that he always has good company. By Anonymous Ethics, Morality
Advertising moves the goods—if it’s good advertising. Bad advertising doesn’t move the goods because it doesn’t move the buyers. By Anonymous Advertising, Customers, Emotion
