Advertising agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. Fred Allen Advertising, Sarcastic You May Also Like It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. By Nicholas Johnson Advertising, Customers, Products Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. By Edward Shepherd Mead Business, Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcastic A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, “And now a word from our sponsor.” By Flal Eaton Advertising Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. By John Kenneth Galbraith Bankers, Banking, Career, Sarcastic Inflation is when you never had anything and now even that’s gone. By Anonymous Economics, Inflation, Sarcastic You May Also Like from Fred Allen He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. By Fred Allen Funny, Praise A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. By Fred Allen Funny, Hopelessness, Inaction, Meetings, Team work
It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. By Nicholas Johnson Advertising, Customers, Products
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. By Edward Shepherd Mead Business, Committees, Computers, Funny, Sarcastic
A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women. By Anonymous Consultants, Funny, Sarcastic
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, “And now a word from our sponsor.” By Flal Eaton Advertising
Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. By John Kenneth Galbraith Bankers, Banking, Career, Sarcastic
Inflation is when you never had anything and now even that’s gone. By Anonymous Economics, Inflation, Sarcastic
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. By Fred Allen Funny, Praise
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. By Fred Allen Funny, Hopelessness, Inaction, Meetings, Team work
