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Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. By Henny Youngman America, Economics, Inflation, Sarcastic
Professionals built the Titanic; amateurs built the Ark. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Professionals, Sarcastic
An expert is a man who makes his mistakes quietly. By Anonymous Experts, Jobs, Occupations, Sarcastic
Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. By Denis Diderot Law
Men in business are in as much danger from those at work under them as from those that work against them. By George Savile Business, Leadership, Management
