There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics
There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up. By Rex Stout Facts, Statistics
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. By Mark Twain Deception, Lies, Statistics
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts—for support rather than for illumination. By Andrew Lang Facts, Statistics