I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. By Tammy Faye Bakker Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Shopping, Therapist
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. By Sigmund Freud Neurosis, Psychotherapy, Therapist
Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. By Sigmund Freud Depression, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. By Mervyn Stockwood Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. By Lord Webb-Johnson Funny, Mental health, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. By Karen Horney Depression, Effectiveness, Life, Psychotherapy, Therapist
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing. By Joey Adams Expensive, Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. By James Thurber Life, Psychotherapy, Therapist
Psychiatrists say it’s not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. By Harold Smith Economics, Funny, Sarcastic, Taxes, Therapist
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? By Vladimir Nabokov Funny, Psychotherapy, Stranger, Therapist, Tolerance
