I too had thoughts once of being an intellectual, but I found it too difficult. Albert Schweitzer Funny, Intellectuals, Thinking, Thought You May Also Like No grand idea was ever born in a conference, but a lot of foolish ideas have died there. By F. Scott Fitzgerald Creativity, Funny, Ideas Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. By Stuart Henderson Britt Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic The rapturous, wild, and ineffable pleasure of drinking at someone else’s expense. By Henry Sambrooke Leigh Drinking, Funny, Pleasure If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. By Vince Lombardi Enthusiasm, Funny A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. By Anonymous Committees, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. By Jean Giraudoux Funny, Law, Lawyer, Truth You May Also Like from Albert Schweitzer Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. By Albert Schweitzer Empowering, Happiness, Hope, Success An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while the pessimist sees only the red stoplight. . . . The truly wise person is colorblind. By Albert Schweitzer Abstinence, Moderation, Optimist, Pessimist, Wisdom Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now—always. By Albert Schweitzer Truth One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity. By Albert Schweitzer Adversity, Inspirational, Motivational, Strength, Success
No grand idea was ever born in a conference, but a lot of foolish ideas have died there. By F. Scott Fitzgerald Creativity, Funny, Ideas
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. By Stuart Henderson Britt Advertising, Funny, Sarcastic
The rapturous, wild, and ineffable pleasure of drinking at someone else’s expense. By Henry Sambrooke Leigh Drinking, Funny, Pleasure
If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. By Vince Lombardi Enthusiasm, Funny
A committee is a group that takes minutes and wastes hours. By Anonymous Committees, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic
There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. By Jean Giraudoux Funny, Law, Lawyer, Truth
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. By Albert Schweitzer Empowering, Happiness, Hope, Success
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while the pessimist sees only the red stoplight. . . . The truly wise person is colorblind. By Albert Schweitzer Abstinence, Moderation, Optimist, Pessimist, Wisdom
One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity. By Albert Schweitzer Adversity, Inspirational, Motivational, Strength, Success
