I too had thoughts once of being an intellectual, but I found it too difficult. Albert Schweitzer Funny, Intellectuals, Thinking, Thought You May Also Like Old age doesn’t keep men from chasing women; they just have trouble remembering why. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Old age Two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort and one of ’em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, and such small portions.” By Alvy, in Annie Hall, screenplay by Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Food, Funny We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. By Frank Moore Colby Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. By Will Rogers Advice, Empowering, Funny, Motivational Egotism: the art of seeing in yourself what others cannot see. By George Higgins Egotism, Funny Iron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity, and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind. By Leonardo da Vinci Motivational, Thinking, Thought, Wise You May Also Like from Albert Schweitzer An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while the pessimist sees only the red stoplight. . . . The truly wise person is colorblind. By Albert Schweitzer Abstinence, Moderation, Optimist, Pessimist, Wisdom One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity. By Albert Schweitzer Adversity, Inspirational, Motivational, Strength, Success Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now—always. By Albert Schweitzer Truth Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. By Albert Schweitzer Empowering, Happiness, Hope, Success
Old age doesn’t keep men from chasing women; they just have trouble remembering why. By Anonymous Age, Aging, Funny, Old age
Two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort and one of ’em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, and such small portions.” By Alvy, in Annie Hall, screenplay by Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Food, Funny
We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. By Frank Moore Colby Business, Committees, Funny, Sarcastic
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. By Will Rogers Advice, Empowering, Funny, Motivational
Iron rusts from disuse, stagnant water loses its purity, and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind. By Leonardo da Vinci Motivational, Thinking, Thought, Wise
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while the pessimist sees only the red stoplight. . . . The truly wise person is colorblind. By Albert Schweitzer Abstinence, Moderation, Optimist, Pessimist, Wisdom
One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity. By Albert Schweitzer Adversity, Inspirational, Motivational, Strength, Success
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. By Albert Schweitzer Empowering, Happiness, Hope, Success
