Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. Henry Ford Funny, Quotable, Thinking You May Also Like I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? By W. C. Fields Drink, Funny There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. By Marvin Kitman Courage, Cowardice, Funny The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. By Franklin D. Roosevelt Achievement, Anxiety, Fear, Life, Quotable You May Also Like from Henry Ford Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. By Henry Ford Age, Aging, Learning, Old age, Young The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar instead of how little he can give for a dollar is bound to succeed. By Henry Ford Business, Entrepreneurs, Success Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. By Henry Ford Failure, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. By Henry Ford Business, Employers, Money, Product, Wages There is one rule for the industrialist and that is: Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible. By Henry Ford Business, Entrepreneurs The question “Who ought to be boss?” is like asking “Who ought to be the tenor in the quartet?” Obviously, the man who can sing tenor. By Henry Ford Business, Leader, Leadership, Talent
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind. By Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman Funny, Psychotherapy, Sarcastic, Therapist
Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember, even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really does go out when the refrigerator door shuts. By Anonymous Funny, Humbleness, Knowledge, Modesty
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. By Benjamin Disraeli Business, Funny, Lie, Statistics
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. By Franklin D. Roosevelt Achievement, Anxiety, Fear, Life, Quotable
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. By Henry Ford Age, Aging, Learning, Old age, Young
The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar instead of how little he can give for a dollar is bound to succeed. By Henry Ford Business, Entrepreneurs, Success
Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. By Henry Ford Failure, Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Uplifting
It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. By Henry Ford Business, Employers, Money, Product, Wages
There is one rule for the industrialist and that is: Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible. By Henry Ford Business, Entrepreneurs
The question “Who ought to be boss?” is like asking “Who ought to be the tenor in the quartet?” Obviously, the man who can sing tenor. By Henry Ford Business, Leader, Leadership, Talent
