My way of joking is to tell the truth; it’s the funniest joke in the world. George Bernard Shaw Funny, Truth You May Also Like The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his ass. By Gen. Joseph Stillwell Achievement, Fame, Funny, Life Experience: a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. By Judith Stern Experience, Funny, Life, Memorable, Quotable Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken. By Jane Austen Philosophical, Truth, Wise Truth came to market and could not be sold; we buy lies with ready cash. By West African saying Deception, Lies, Truth The trouble with law is lawyers. By Clarence Harrow Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic Not truth, but faith, it is that keeps the world alive. By Edna St. Vincent Millay Faith, Positive, Truth You May Also Like from George Bernard Shaw There is only one universal passion: fear. By George Bernard Shaw Anxiety, Fear To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. By George Bernard Shaw Dentists, Doctors, Toothache When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. By George Bernard Shaw Duty The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. By George Bernard Shaw Discontent, Motivational, Progress, Reason You don’t learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. By George Bernard Shaw Inspirational, Motivational, Powerful, Success, Wise There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. By George Bernard Shaw Religion
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his ass. By Gen. Joseph Stillwell Achievement, Fame, Funny, Life
Experience: a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. By Judith Stern Experience, Funny, Life, Memorable, Quotable
Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken. By Jane Austen Philosophical, Truth, Wise
Truth came to market and could not be sold; we buy lies with ready cash. By West African saying Deception, Lies, Truth
Not truth, but faith, it is that keeps the world alive. By Edna St. Vincent Millay Faith, Positive, Truth
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. By George Bernard Shaw Dentists, Doctors, Toothache
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. By George Bernard Shaw Duty
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. By George Bernard Shaw Discontent, Motivational, Progress, Reason
You don’t learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. By George Bernard Shaw Inspirational, Motivational, Powerful, Success, Wise
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. By George Bernard Shaw Religion
