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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me. By Hunter S. Thompson Abstinence, Alcohol, Funny, Moderation, Sarcastic
What’s the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What’s the second? Tautology. What’s the third? Tautology. By Richard Steele Funny, Law, Lawyer, Sarcastic
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it. By James M. Barrie About change, Life, Sad, Wisdom, Wise
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. By George Bernard Shaw Consultants, Funny, Jobs, Sarcastic, Specialists
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. By Anonymous Bragging, Funny, Light, Proud
